***************** Larki T-shirt pe billi ki picture ko larka ghurne laga Girl: kabhi billi nahi dekhi?

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Pehla: Wo kisi ajnabi larki ko lift nahi karwaty.... ***************** Newton 2nd law of ishq: A boy in love with a girl continue to be in love with her & girl in love with a boy continue to be in love with him, until or unless any external agent (brother or father of the girl) come into the play & break the legs of the boy. Girls have fun by loving boys then boys cry for life time Funny but its a fact ***************** Boy: BUS or LARKEE 1 jaisy hote hain, 1 jati hai to dusri aa jati hy. ***************** Every girl deserves a guy Who makes her forget her heart was ever broken And every guy deserves a girl who appreciates his efforts.

***************** Boys ki zindagi k 2 asool hain... ***************** Boy: Boys are intelligent then girls! Boy: you always say intelli GENTS but you never say intelli LADIES! ***************** Boy: Main tmhy apna bana k chorga. 2nd boy: oh i remember them by the parts i like the best. ***************** Boys have fun by teasing girls, then girls cry for few mins. Tin Tin Tin ***************** Boy to a careless girl: I Love you! Girl: Ha Ha ha Boy: I will buy a diamond ring for u Girl: A Girl to Boy: Sab Chod Chad K Apne Salim Ki Gali Anarkali Disco Chali.

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ghatiya mazak to karna door sun bhi nahin sakti thi. mujhe us doran 2-3 female chatter bhi mili par unhe ya to dusara male le uda ya vo khud ud gayi matlab fir login nahin hui.

***************** Lovers sitting in a park, boy tries to kiss the girl.. Boy: Don't worry darling "I am already MARRIED" ***************** Why do girls look beautiful?

But All Boys R Always There To Help Any Unknown Girl..;) (Boys r best than girls) ***************** A boy said: i love u to a girl But girl replied s0ry i love sum 1 else The b0y in sad m00d l0oked at the girl and said Bataon teri ammi ko ?

:-) ***************** Today's Relationships: You can touch EACH other, .

***************** Girl: Plz Send Me Some Good Jokes. Girl: Hahahaaa, Bas isi tarah k 2, 3 or send kar do....

2- Americans They have 1 wife & 1 girlfriend But they love their wife the most. ***************** If any beautiful girl calls you DOG, then you don't be upset because full form of DOG is..?

***************** A nice pick-up line: Boy: Hey girl! ***************** There are 3 types of Men: 1- Europeans They have wife & 1 girlfriend But they love their girlfriend the most. Father: sent them all to her father ***************** Boy: Suit acha pehna he Girl: Thnx Boy:lipstik boht achi lagai he Girl: Thnx Boy: make up bhi boht acha kiya he Girl: Thnxbhaiya" Boy: phir b achi nahi lag rahi.

***************** Boys R Very Kind Than Girls Proof : Most Of The Girls Dont Like To Help Unknown Boys.