Date a dude in the bookstore for discount textbooks, date a dude at Urban Outfitters for discount crop tops, and date a Whole Foods cashier for discount kale.

You are and your parents have the sex talk with you but duh, you've already been boning for a year.

You cuddle on your beds for hours and stare into each other's eyes and hold hands and spin in a circle on the football field together when you're supposed to be doing laps.

You have sex on literally ever surface in Hayden Hall.

AGE 20 Out of the dorms and it's a whole new world!

Look down from the heights and nod, with greatness and favor, to the small ones below.

Should you do one of them the ultimate favor and condescend to see a movie?

(Until he dumps you to go to college and you want to die.)AGE 17 Why are all the senior boys dating freshman girls? AGE 18 Seventeen million crushes on every guy who looks at you, talks to you, or is seated near you in chem lab.

Your new motto: "Leave no boy unmade out with." And you live up to your motto.

EDIT: We're not dating but she is obviously interested. She's the only girl I've had to talk to for the past 4 months. Socialist YNWA Hala Madrid Low and heavy wins the race. t=162689661-Male model crew- -Narcissistic crew- -Facial aesthetics crew- -Under 30-inch waist crew- -Gets complimented daily crew- -All my exes still try to have sex with me crew- -Never been rejected by a girl for her number crew-*B-Boy 4 Life* *6'1" Master Race Crew* *Bass Player Crew* *Aesthetics Crew* *Electrical and Computer Engineering Crew* *Cold Shower Crew* "Pain is Temporary, but failure lasts a lifetime." - Lance Armstrong 2014 Deadlift-405lbs x 3 Squat-285lbs x 1 (Ass to grass) Bench-225lbs x 3 Just do what the phuck you wanna do honestly.