To do so, she had to leave behind everything she'd ever known. Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak: Ma, the doctor says you're healthy as a horse. Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak: What was the family business? Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak: Ma, what's in that box? She single-handedly dragged her family into the twentieth century by refusing to be thought of as property, and demanding instead to marry a man she loved. I'm gonna raise me some rabbits as big as your head! Sophia Petrillo: In that case, we'd better tip the paperboy. Sophia Petrillo: Oh yeah, that kind of thing happens to me all the, uh... Blanche Devereaux: I cannot believe they lost all our luggage! [On an airplane flying to Rose's hometown of St. Blanche Devereaux: I remember when a woman had to impress a man's *parents*, not his *children*. Sophia Petrillo: Maybe it was all the 'honk if you had Blanche' bumper stickers. Rose: Do you think she's depressed about Rebecca? She's depressed because Marblehead Manor is only on once a week. [Dorothy and Sophia can only stare in silence at their eccentric companion] Mc Cracken: [Sophia and two of her elderly colleagues, are negotiating with their harsh boss, a restuarant manager - who is approximatly 15-years-old] ... Edna: NOT even the one we could tell your father about how his car got dented while you were doing wheelies and NOT while it was sitting in the parking lot? Sophia: [Meets Rebecca for the first time] You're Blanche's daughter, the model?

Sophia: My cab driver is Cuban, he says there's an additional tax fee for a bilingual driver. Blanche: [Long pause] Sophia's home just burnt down. Blanche Devereaux: I didn't listen to my children, you don't see any of them coming to visit me, do you? So your sister broke your doll, it was over 50 years ago. Blanche Devereaux: [the doorbell rings, and Sophia expects it's her date, as Blanche coaches her] Take your glasses off. Sophia Petrillo: Boy, it has been a long time for you, hasn't it, big fella? Suddenly anything you're eating is on their diet. [panicking] Dorothy: Oh God, it's making SENSE! Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak: [Rose looks where Sophia is pointing; Dorothy grabs the cards] That is the third time we caught you cheating. Sophia Petrillo: I have to kiss a fool to save Dorothy from the curse. Blanche Devereaux: Dorothy I know what you're thinking, but Rose and Sophia will be here, you'll have somebody to talk to. Blanche Devereaux: [James is her first "customer" for the phantom Mercedes, as Blanche goes into action] You stay right there, and I'll get the keys. Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak: [Sophia looks to Dorothy for a comeback to this tempting line] Let's just say that she's been around the block. Sophia Petrillo: I've been holding it up for 80 years, you'd shake too!

Ma, ma - this is crazy the home is 15 minutes from here. Half the people have walkers, the other half can't get out of their chairs. You know what that does to hearts that only beat a few times a week? Blanche Devereaux: [to Dorothy and Rose] Talk to your children, tell them how you feel, just make sure it brings you closer together, not farther apart. Sophia Petrillo: They're both really smart and they both got big ears, who cares? Magda: [Stan's cousin from communist Czechoslovakia is visiting] Such a beautiful home! Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak: Oh, that would be my friend, Blanche... Sophia Petrillo: [skeptical] So, you're Stan's cousin. Sophia Petrillo: My my, did you attend a military school? Tony Delveccio: Where did a sweet Sicilian girl like you learn to do those things? Sophia Petrillo: I think I crossed that line when I got a date. Sophia Petrillo: [reading the Classified ads in the kitchen] Blanche, I'm tryin' to decide what to get Dorothy for her birthday. "Good-looking, single, white male, seeks fun times on a regular basis." Blanche Devereaux: Well, it's somethin' she doesn't have. Sophia Petrillo: I'm laying supplies for when Rose's mother gets here, she's on a special diet; I hate those people, you turn your back for 2 seconds, BOOM BOOM, your food's gone. Sophia Petrillo: [in a card game on the lanai, Sophia doesn't play fair] Look, Mr Finebaum's totally naked in his bedroom window. When you're 80, you're allowed to cheat, just like you're allowed to take money out of your daughter's purse. Sophia Petrillo: Oh, I guess you didn't hear about Dr. Sophia Petrillo: [Rose mistakes the wrong woman for Lillian] That's not Lillian! Woman: You think I'm in here because I'm good with names? Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak: Come on Ma, it's the 90s. Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak: [hearing about their village witch] What "village"? Sophia Petrillo: Here's a newsflash, witches can fly. Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak: You invited 15 men and no women. Because I want everything to go smoothly for Miles and Caroline. Blanche Devereaux: [Blanche's scheme is to meet men by telling them she's selling a Mercedes she doesn't have] Don't worry about it, honey, men'll be over, but they'll be in and out all day. Blanche Devereaux: [later] My first appointment's here, right on time. He's been lookin' at the car and smilin'. Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak: You catch 'em, you clean 'em. Sophia Petrillo: I haven't said anything, have I Blanche? Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak: You keep shaking your head!

And he was supposed to inherit the family business. Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak: [gently] Of course not, Ma. Sophia Petrillo: Don't do this, Dorothy, don't do something we'll both regret. Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak: [speaking into the tape recorder] In 1920, your great grandmother, Sophia Petrillo, became a pioneer in the Women's Rights Movement. Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak: Ma, we don't have a lawn flamingo. Sophia: [Dorothy opens the door, Sophia's first lines] Hi there.

By most Sicilian standards, he was considered quite a catch. Sophia Petrillo: I went against centuries of tradition. Sophia Petrillo: Good, then you'll have the decency to lie if anyone asks you about it. I think Dreyfus has the hots for our lawn flamingo. Sophia: Everyone is fine no one died, the home burnt down.

Sigi Schmid and Grant Wahl join the cast listed above.

- Fox Sports 1 (John Strong, Brad Friedel and Julie Stewart-Binks; Rob Stone hosts studio segments at BMO Field with Alexi Lalas; pregame coverage starts at )- Fox Deportes (John Laguna and Mariano Trujillo)- TSN1/3/4/5 (Luke Wileman, Steven Caldwell and Kristian Jack; Andi Petrillo hosts; pregame coverage is part of Sports Centre beginning at )- RDS (Claudine Douville, Jean Gounelle and Patrick Friolet; Olivier Brett hosts studio segments with Patrick Leduc; pregame coverage starts at ) - Fox (John Strong, Brad Friedel and Julie Stewart-Binks; Rob Stone hosts studio segments with Stuart Holden, Alexi Lalas and Eric Wynalda; pregame coverage starts at p.m.)- Uni Más and Univision Deportes (Raúl Guzmán, Marcelo Balboa, Gonzalo Pineda and Ramses Sandoval; pregame coverage starts at 7 p.m.)- TSN1/3/4/5 (Luke Wileman, Steven Caldwell, Kristian Jack and Vic Rauter; James Duthie hosts studio segments with Jack, Greg Sutton and Vancouver Whitecaps manager Carl Robinson; pregame coverage starts at 7 p.m.)- RDS (Claudine Douville and Jean Gounelle; Olivier Brett hosts studio coverage with Patrick Leduc) In addition to its game coverage, Fox offers online streaming of the game through its virtual reality platform. There's also a one-hour MLS Cup preview show on Fox Sports 1 on Friday, December 9 at p.m.

Blanche Devereaux: Well, Dorothy, it's your own damn fault. Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak: I just assumed that everyone was gonna vote for Rose, and I- I didn't want a sweep to hurt her feelings. He was my first husband through an arranged marriage which I had later annulled. Sophia Petrillo: [impatiently] And I shot him just to watch him die! Sophia Petrillo: We were promised to each other when we were nine. Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak: I think I'm finally beginning to see.

Sophia Petrillo: The man you saw in that picture was Guido Spirelli. That's all you're gonna tell me about it? Now I'm gonna have to go an entire weekend without underwear! Oh, Mama Devereaux was fit to be tied when George introduced me. Rose: [Blanche is upset after falling out with her daughter] It's not like Blanche to go to bed at eight o'clock. Rose: Boy, I remember when I was a little girl, when we'd get depressed. She'd take out her dentures and she'd take a healthy swig from the aquarium, and then she'd put a flashlight under a chin, and we could watch the goldfish swim from cheek to cheek. Look the only reason I came over here was so you didn't cause a scene at the Chow Wagon when I fired you! [Rebecca nods "yes"] Sophia: [Turns to Dorothy and Rose] What'd she model, car covers!

Also of consequence: three of the four conference final games are on weekdays. - Uni Más (Raúl Guzmán, Marcelo Balboa and Xavi Sol in Spanish; Ramses Sandoval, Keith Costigan and Alejandro Berry in English)- KMYU in Salt Lake City (David James and Brian Dunseth)- Spectrum Sports Net in Los Angeles (Joe Tutino and Cobi Jones)- TSN2 (will simulcast one of the above) Thursday, October 27: E4.